The land of the Actarian, Roundabout-Abouters

Australian Capital Territory / a burley griffin, 226 seats, seagulls that fly upside down & not a lot more

The land of the Cornstalk Welshies

New South Wales / iconic structures, mountains that are blue & more

The land of the Top Enders

Northern Territory / a big rock, a lotta croc, kakadu & more

The land of the Banana Benders

Queenland / a big reef, a coast of gold, a lot of sweetness & more

The land of the Crow-eaters

South Australia / a big bight, valleys of wines, world of mad festivals & more

The land of the Taswegian Barracoutas

Tasmania / seafood, weird mammals, massive penal colony & more

The land of the Cabbage Patch Gum Suckers

Victoria / multicultural, cosmopolitan, underbelly & more

The land of the sandgroper

Western Australia / fertile south west, outback, bungles & more